Blades of Glory

Chazz: Are you an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
[Whispers]
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare.

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Movie:: Blades of Glory
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Chazz Michael Michaels
Related Quotes:: Blades of Glory Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Chazz Michael Michaels Quotes
Added:: April 03, 2007

Blades of Glory Quotes

I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.
Hector

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Added: April 03, 2007

Jimmy: So Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Chazz: We're going to skate to one song, and one song [sings] I'm gonna get you get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps. My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.
Jimmy: How do you even know what that means?
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
Jimmy: No it's not, it's...
Chazz: It gets the people GOING!

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Added: April 02, 2007