Beetlejuice

Because if I tell you [my name], you tell your friends... your friends are calling me on the horn all the time, And I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a hell. Okay? A living hell.
Beetlejuice

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Movie:: Beetlejuice
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Beetlejuice
Related Quotes:: Beetlejuice Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Beetlejuice Quotes
Added:: March 23, 2008

Beetlejuice Quotes

Adam: What are your qualifications?
Beetlejuice: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the Excorcist 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy! Now what do you think!? You think I'm qualified?

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Added: March 23, 2008