The Secret Service Quotes

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

Harry Hart

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Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.

Harry Hart

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• Added: February 17, 2015

The Secret Service Review

It has been widely reported that Matthew Vaughn wanted to do a Bond movie. Fate is a funny thing because Sam Mendes got that job. So,...

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