
But why do they put a guarantee on the box? Because they know...
Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Ted Nelson, Customer: [pause] Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy: Well, that's ...
Richard Hayden: ...What?
- Movie:
- Tommy Boy
- Genre:
- Comedy
- Characters:
- Richard Hayden, Tommy Callahan
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- Tommy Boy Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Richard Hayden Quotes, Tommy Callahan Quotes
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