Bard the Bowman: You have no right to enter that mountain!
Thorin Oakenshield: I have the ONLY right!

Shut the front door.

Amy Squirrel

Amber Waves: Let me just check on something.
[takes off Dirk's pants]
Amber Waves: That is a giant cock.

HEY! What'cha doing? We're just here to buy a little dinner! You don't have to punch everything!

Lightning

[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!

Costa: We'll have a whole day to fix this place up like new.
Thomas: What about this? (points to the camera) What if my parents see it?
Costa: Nobody's going to see this but us, I promise.
Jimmy Kimmel (on his show): So you know, this high school party in Pasadena -- have you seen the footage?

I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby.

Walt Kowalski

They usually call death row the Last Mile, but we called ours the Green Mile, because the floor was the color of faded lime. We had the electric chair then. Old Sparky, we called it. I've lived a lot of years, Ellie, but 1935 takes the prize. That was the year I had the worst urinary infection of my life. That was also the year of John Coffey and the two dead girls.

Old Paul Edgecomb

Is it hot in here, or am I just scared to death?

John McClane

Hey! You think you got problems, you take a good look, pal.

Ben Grimm

Everything we do is for the good of the group

Alby

Jasmine Dubrow: There you go, thinking you're all that. But you are not as charming as you think you are, sir.
Captain Steven Hiller: Yes, I am.

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