Derek: "Stepps" ain't no square dance.
Sara: That's ok, I'll dance in circles, probably around you.

Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.


Hospital Nurse: [after Bertram's colonoscopy] Come back soon.
Bertram Pincus: What a terrible thing to say in a hospital.

Gail: I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!
Beth: Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp, because I'm allergic to oxymorons!

[talking about the Time Machine]
Marty McFly: [looks through a camcorder] This is uh... This is heavy duty, Doc. This is great. Uh, does it run, like, on regular unleaded gasoline?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - plutonium.
Marty McFly: Uh, plutonium? Wait a minute. Are-
[lowers the camcorder]
Marty McFly: Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Hey, hey, hey. Keep rolling. Keep rolling, there.
[Marty raises the camcorder]
Dr. Emmett Brown: No, no, no, no, no. This sucker's electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.
Marty McFly: Doc, you don't just walk into a store and-and buy plutonium. Did you rip that off?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Shhhhhh. Of course. From a group of Libyan nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn, gave them a shiny bomb-casing full of used pinball machine parts! Come on! Let's get you a radiation suit. We must prepare to reload.

Tonight, hell freezes over!

Mr. Freeze

Doc: Billy, we're good, but this is getting ridiculous.
William H. Bonney: I like these odds...

Always leave 'em wanting more.


Your weirdness is actually affecting my vocal cords, so I'm gonna need you to scoot! Skedaddle!


You don't yell at a sleepwalker. He may fall and break his neck.

Joe Gillis (as narrator)

Lady, I will break my foot off in your ass!


My brains are going into my feet!

Dark Helmet

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