Great Scott!

Dr. Emmett Brown

I ain't carryin' no books. Where's the pillows?

Billy Chapel

Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?

Puss-in-Boots

Fran Kubelik: I never catch colds.
C.C. Baxter: Really? I was reading some figures from the Sickness and Accident Claims Division. You know that the average New Yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds a year?
Fran Kubelik: That makes me feel just terrible.
C.C. Baxter: Why?
Fran Kubelik: Well, to make the figures come out even, if I have no colds a year, some poor slob must have five colds a year.
C.C. Baxter: Yeah... it's me.

Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy shit, holy shit, a sword fish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes.

Nobody does this to the United States. The President will get his baseball glove back and play catch with this guy's balls!

General Northwood

When I'm high, I AM Odetta. Let's get naked and smoke.

Beatnik Chick

Adrian: I love you.
Rocky: I love you.

Anne: What would you say if no one came to your funeral?
Georges: Nothing, presumably.

Principal Gardner: Charlie, there are more important things than popularity!
Charlie Bartlett: Like what? Cause I'm seventeen. And right now, popularity's pretty damn important!
Principal Gardner: Like what you do with that popularity.

SpongeBob SquarePants: A giant hairy porpoise's beached!
Mr. Krabs: We need to get these guys back in the water.
Squidward Tentacles: Ew, this place smells awful!

John McClane: Does this shit have airbags?
Zeus: Your side does, I don't know about mine... McClane!

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