Missy: Hey, perv.
Cliff: Gahhh!
Missy: Hand over your 15 bucks or get out of here.
Cliff: What are you doing?
Missy: Making money from guys ogling my goodies.
Cliff: Aww, I didn't need to hear that. That was an over-share.

Become vengeance, David. Become wrath.

John Doe

Irene: So what does "Bugsy" stand for, anyway?
Mike "Bugsy" Moran: Michael.
Irene: That's a beautiful name. Why don't you use it?
Mike "Bugsy" Moran: Because people know me as Bugsy.

Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer.

Doyle: I got some strays.
Flynn: Dogs?
Doyle: No, puppies.

Jake: Maury, we need $5,000 fast.
Maury Sline: $5,000? Who do you guys think you are, The Beatles?

Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still have not received my paycheck and they moved my desk to storage room B and there was... garbage on it.

Milton Waddams

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Cher

[to Nick Fury regarding "The Avengers" initiative] I told you before- I don't wanna join your super-secret boy band.

Tony Stark

The jury is going to remember Caroline tortured to death. They'll want someone to pay for the crime.

Rusty Sabich

Wayne: So Darren tells me you're a psychologist.
Judith: That's right.
Wayne: I'm in a related field.
Judith: Really? What is it?
Wayne: Pest and rodent removal.
Judith: How is that related?
Wayne: We both help people.

Harry Sanborn: I can't get past your damn turtleneck.
Erica Barry: Cut it off!

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