Lambert: I can't see a goddamn thing.
Kane: Quit griping.
Lambert: I like griping.

Annie Hall: So I told her about, about the family and about my feelings towards men and about my relationship with my brother. And then she mentioned penis envy. Do you know about that?
Alvy Singer: Me? I'm, I'm one of the few males who suffers from that.

What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.

Quentin Jacobsen

Since we been followin' your lead, we ain't got nothing but trouble.


[Rabbit's car has just shorted out] I ain't gettin' back in that piece of shit...


Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!


Leonard: You're not taking her on the plane with you?
Phillip Vandamm: Of course I am. Like our friends, I too believe in neatness, Leonard. This matter is best disposed of from a great height, over water.

Wow! Look at that high definition face!

Fix-It Felix

Are you so sure you have what it take to be the God Focker? Because I am watching you.

Jack Byrnes

You shine up like a new penny.

Molly Brown

Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.

Rep. Rudd

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

General Jack D. Ripper

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