Bill Ubell: Captain, I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal activities...
Steve Zissou: Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass, Bill.

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that thing. It's legit.

Stu Price

Yinsen: [gazing at a helmet] That doesn't look like a missile... What are you building, Stark?
Tony Stark: I'm working on something big.

Oh, yes, that's much better... Something's not right, because now I can't see. Oh, oh, yes, that's much better. Wait... wait. Oh, my. What have you done? I'm BACKWARDS. You flea-bitten furball. Only an overgrown mop-head like you would be stupid enough to...

C-3PO

Card player #1: Well, looks like you just about cleaned everybody out, fella. You haven't lost a hand since you got to deal. What's the secret of your success?
Sundance Kid: [pause] Prayer.

You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?

Topper Harley

I'm being toyed with by a bunch of depraved children.

Nicholas

That ace could not have helped you.

Teddy KGB

I've got blings?... I've got blings!

Chappie

I gotta go torture and kill your boss.

Eric Knox

Walter: [whispering] I think we should call security.
Deb: [whispering] Good idea.
Buddy: [whispering] I like to whisper too!

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