I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows.Van Wilder
I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them.Nick
Of course, I may bring a boyfriend home occasionally, but only occasionally, because I do think that one ought to go to the man's room if one can. I mean, it doesn't look so much as if one expected it, does it?Sally
Ken: Your girlfriend's very pretty.
Jimmy: She's ain't my girlfriend. She's a prostitute I just picked up.
Ken: I was not aware that there were any prostitutes in Bruges.
Jimmy: You just have to look in the right places... brothels are good.
Ken: Well, you've picked up a very pretty prostitute.
Jimmy: Thank you.
I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.Mr. Garrison
In my life I find that memories of the spirit linger and sweeten long after memories of the brain have faded.Narrator
Have a drink with your old man. Be somebody!Woody Grant
I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor.Bob
Hey, James... you still have anymore of those baby joints?Mike Connell
Deckard: You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl.
Rachael: Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?
Only unfulfilled love can be romantic.Maria Elena
He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them.Sheila