Louise: Get off her or I'm gonna splatter your brains all over this nice car.
Harlan: [Getting off of Thelma] Easy, we're just having a little fun.
Louise: Sounds like you got a real fucked up idea of fun. Turn around. In the future, when a woman's crying like that, she isn't having any fun!
Harlan: Bitch! I shoulda gone ahead and fucked her!
Louise: Why did you say?
Harlan: I said suck my cock.
Let it go Po. This is a hassle we don't need.Kai
Josh: There's probably not a lot of reflective surfaces in the sewer.
[He chuckles and the Penguin joins in]
The Penguin: Still... it could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
[They both laugh again]
Josh: Your nose could be gushing... what do you mean...
[the Penguin bites Josh's nose]
[seeing his "sail" fall over] This could work! This could work...Chuck Noland
I blew the meet with Matsui.Linus Caldwell
You know there are more people in law school right now than there are lawyers on the entire planet? Think about that.Kevin
Jack: How'd you like to come for a ride with me sometime?
Bertha: I know who you are.
Jack: Oh yeah, who's that?
Bertha: One of them Bondurant boys, my daddy says you boys are the worst thing ever to hit Franklin.
Jack: Tell your daddy I said hi.
Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
Sundance Kid: No, I said.
Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?
Sundance Kid: I can't swim!
Butch Cassidy: [laughs] Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.
Hiccup: [voice-over] This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes... We have...
I have to crack this guy. I mean this is Defcon 5, and I have to do something truly appalling. It's not funny.Andie
Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed.
Dave Buznik: That's why I'm proud to be an American.
Gus Portokalos: [crying] Why you want to leave me?
Toula Portokalos: I'm not leaving you! Don't you want me to do something with my life?
Gus Portokalos: Yes! Get married, make babies! You look so... old!