Deputy Dewey Riley: He's my superior!
Tatum: Janitor is your superior.

Sequel! Sequel!

Animal

How you doin' Chewbacca? Still hanging around with this loser?

Lando

Rich Brown: There are only a select few things of mine that are absolutely off limits ai'ight; my toothbrush, my toothpaste, my shaving cream, other than that playboy anything else of mine you're welcome to; Rich Brown?
DJ: DJ
Rich Brown: Nice to meet you sir

What are you doing with your life THAT'S SO GREAT?

Stephanie

Higgins, at a time like this, it's positively indecent that you don't need a glass of port.

Colonel Hugh Pickering

Waitress: For one?
Carter: No, for two, I'm here for a meeting with Mr. Juntao.
Waitress: I'm sorry I do not know Mr. Juntao.
Carter: Look maybe you don't understand, I'm Mr. Juntao's lawyer, legal advisor, he got into some shit again and he told me to come down here and I'm a very busy man, ain't got time to be down here this late but I'm down here, my wife want me to come home, my baby is shittin' all over the house, he needs diapers, would you please go get Mr. Juntao?

We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us!

Malcolm X

Richie: Is it because of us?
Royal: Well, of course, certain sacrifices had to be made as a result of having children. But heavens, no.

Catwoman: We need to talk. You see, you and I have something in common.
The Penguin: Sounds familiar. Appetite for destruction? Contempt for the czars of fashion? Wait, don't tell me... naked sexual charisma.
Catwoman: Batman. The thorn in both our sides. The fly in our ointment.
The Penguin: Ointment! Scented or unscented?

It is not my job to be jumping on and off of buses, I don't do that, I am not Carl Lewis!

Carter

They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army.

Obi-Wan

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