Time to draw the line.


Lawyer: [on cell phone] I'm tellin' ya, I'm sitting in it right now. It's a brand new Porsche Carrera. The partners gave it to me. Mm-Hm, sugar. Brand new, arctic blue convertible. It goes zero to 60 in 5.2 seconds. Takes the girls' panties down in 3.5 seconds.
[Phone call gets distrupted]
WLSUU2 Lawyer: Hey, this is a private call. Get off my line! Mom, are you still there?

The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.


Why's he calling me meat? I'm the one driving a Porsche.

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh

Elias: The Transformers are a gift from God, Randal!
Randal Graves: Oh no, sir. The Transformers are a curse from the beast we call The Desolate One.

Cassia: I couldn't believe he had the strength to do that.
Ariadne: Then you didn't see his muscles?
Cassia: That's not what I meant.

The name's so sexy you gotta say it twice.

Moto Moto

You don't wanna talk you wanna poke dents on my baby's head!


Danny: We'll need Saul.
Rusty: He won't do it. He got out of the game a year ago.
Danny: Get religion?
Rusty: Ulcers.
Danny: ... You could ask him.
Rusty: Hey, I could ask him.

I'm getting worse, you know. Sometimes I think I'm Admiral Halsey.

Commander Shears

Stop right where you are! You know the score, pal. If you're not cop, you're little people.


We'd be living a lie. I couldn't do that. Could you Ani?


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