I can remember everything. That's my curse, young man. It's the greatest curse that's ever been inflicted on the human raceLeland
Happy learned how to putt, UH-OH!Happy Gilmore
Sell me this pen!Jordan Belfort
Bruce: Lord, feed the hungry, and bring peace to all of mankind. How's that?
God: Great... If you wanna be Miss America.
Claire Phelps: Just give me the money.
Ethan Hunt: [quietly] You've earned it.
[to his friends on megaphone] Quick break, everybody. There's some nice Pakistani cold cuts there, courtesy of Mrs. Segal.Ben
Ms. Perky: Patrick Verona. I see we're making our visits a weekly ritual.
Patrick: Only so we can have these moments together. Should I, uh, hit the lights?
Ms. Perky: Oh, very clever, kangaroo boy. Says here you exposed yourself in the cafeteria?
Patrick: I was joking with the lunch lady. It was a bratwurst.
Ms. Perky: Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist? Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay? Scoot!
You can't hurt me anymore!The Cabinet Lady
God, I hate those fuckin' kidsWhite Bitch
I simply love what you've done with the place. Heavy Metal meets House and Garden.The Riddler
I sing about what I see.Billy Quinn
Redrum. Redrum. Redrum.Danny Torrance