I can remember everything. That's my curse, young man. It's the greatest curse that's ever been inflicted on the human race


Happy learned how to putt, UH-OH!

Happy Gilmore

Sell me this pen!

Jordan Belfort

Bruce: Lord, feed the hungry, and bring peace to all of mankind. How's that?
God: Great... If you wanna be Miss America.

Claire Phelps: Just give me the money.
Ethan Hunt: [quietly] You've earned it.

[to his friends on megaphone] Quick break, everybody. There's some nice Pakistani cold cuts there, courtesy of Mrs. Segal.


Ms. Perky: Patrick Verona. I see we're making our visits a weekly ritual.
Patrick: Only so we can have these moments together. Should I, uh, hit the lights?
Ms. Perky: Oh, very clever, kangaroo boy. Says here you exposed yourself in the cafeteria?
Patrick: I was joking with the lunch lady. It was a bratwurst.
Ms. Perky: Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist? Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay? Scoot!

You can't hurt me anymore!

The Cabinet Lady

God, I hate those fuckin' kids

White Bitch

I simply love what you've done with the place. Heavy Metal meets House and Garden.

The Riddler

I sing about what I see.

Billy Quinn

Redrum. Redrum. Redrum.

Danny Torrance

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