Rusty Griswold: Wow dad, we must have jumped that rail by like 50 yards.
Clark: Nothing to be proud of Russ...
Clark: [proudly] ... 50 yards...

Hiccup: [to Toothless] We're leaving! Let's pack up. Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation. Forever.
Hiccup: Ah man.
Hiccup: Agh! What the... uh, uh, what are you doing here?
Astrid: I want to know what's going on.
Astrid: No one just *gets* as good as you do. *Especially* you. Start talking! Are you training with someone?
Hiccup: Uh, uh, training? I didn't...
Astrid: [grabbing his flight gear] It better not involve *this*...
Hiccup: I, I know, this... looks really bad, but, you see, this is uh...
Hiccup: [trying to distract her] Uh, you're right! You're right, you're right. I, I'm through with the lies, I've been making... outfits! So, you got me. It's time everyone knew. Drag me back, go ahead... here we go...
Hiccup: OW! Why would you *do* that?
Astrid: That's for the lies! And *that's*...
Astrid: ... for everything else!
Hiccup: Oh man...
Astrid: [gasps and throws them both to the ground] Get down!
Astrid: RUN! RUN!
Hiccup: [grabbing the axe and throwing it away] No! No! It's okay, it's okay!
Hiccup: She's a friend.
Hiccup: You scared him.
Astrid: *I* scared *him*? Who is "him"?
Hiccup: Uh... Astrid, Toothless! Toothless, Astrid.
Hiccup: Duh-duh-duh, we're dead!

[preparing for the King's arrival] It costs a fortune to get this house ready for a royal visit!

Lady Elizabeth

Maggie Fitzgerald: We're flying?
Frankie Dunn: Would you rather drive?
Maggie Fitzgerald: You're askin' me?
Frankie Dunn: Would you rather fly or would you rather drive?
Maggie Fitzgerald: So, I finally get to decide something?
Frankie Dunn: That's what I'm saying.
Maggie Fitzgerald: Fine. Fly there, drive back.
Frankie Dunn: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard of. How the hell we gonna do that?
Maggie Fitzgerald: You said it was up to me.

Don Lockwood: I just had to tell you how good you were.
Kathy Selden: Excuse me.
Don Lockwood: No, no, don't go.
[pointing to cake she came out of at beginning of scene]
Don Lockwood: Now that I know where you live I'd like to see you home.

She must suffer to her last breath.

Elle Driver

I had my window?


Eli: I'm very sorry, Margot.
Margot: It's okay. We're not actually related anyway.
Eli: True.

Tony Stark: No one's allowed to talk, is that it? You're not allowed to talk?
Driver: No, you intimidate them.
Tony Stark: Good God! You're a woman!

Indiana Jones: Dad, you're going to have to use the machine gun. Get it ready!
[Henry turns around, gets gun ready]
Indiana Jones: 11 o'clock!
Professor Henry Jones: What happens at 11 o'clock?

Indiana Jones: Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.
Short Round: I step where you step! I touch nothing!

Grace: When are you coming home?
Anthony: I can't come home, Grace, I'm an adult.

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