Warner Huntington III: Hey well don't you look like a walking felony.
Elle: Thanks, you're so sweet.

Where are all the white women at?

Gunman at Fair in Final Scene

Ron: They were starving him, Mum. There were bars on his window.
Mrs. Weasley: You'd best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley.

Well, if I do change my mind, you'll know because my breasts will be heaving and moist with perspiration.

Roxanne Kowalski

Kym: You're a lawyer?
Kieran: Was. For about five minutes.
Kym: Say something Legal.
Kieran: Tort.

Xenia Onatopp: Enjoy it while it lasts.
James Bond: The very words I live by.

Enough, Nikabrik! Or do I have to sit on your head again?

Trufflehunter

Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

I have to work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage.

Lelaina Pierce

Shtarker: Too bad about all the dead movie stars.
Siegfried: Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice.

Clarice Starling: If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
Hannibal Lecter: Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.

Burger Shack Employee: You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint. It's semen.
[bursts out laughing]
Harold: [Smirks] Semen.
Burger Shack Employee: Animal semen.
[Harold and Kumar scream and drive off as fast as possible]

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