I am not your consolation prize, Harry.

Sally Albright

[after Shaun hits zombie with butt of rifle] Why didn't you just shoot him?

Ed

Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. Once you turn thirty you better have a personality.

Raji

You're not a helicopter, mom. Quit hovering.

Mae

[to the crowd] We certainly hope you all enjoy the show. And remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there are still some things that makes us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody!

Elwood

Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

Rep. Rudd

[to Rene] After this I can't live with my parents anymore. I've got to disappear.

Antoine Doinel

Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you?
Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.

Frank Abagnale, Jr.: [as Frank Conners] Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is irrefutable evidence that the defendant is, in fact, lying.
Judge: Mr. Conners, this is a preliminary hearing. There is no... defendant. There is no... jury. It's just me. Son... what in the HELL is wrong with you?

The professor thought you would be able to figure it out on your own. He gives you more credit than I do.

Magneto

Harry: Excuse me, sir. Where's Professor Lupin?
Professor Snape: That's really none of your concern is it, Potter?

Marion Crane: Oh, we can see each other. We can even have dinner but respectably in my house with my mother's picture on the mantel and my sister helping me broil a big steak for three.
Sam Loomis: And after the steak, do we send Sister to the movies? Turn mama's picture to the wall?

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