I'm the father of the Internet.

Lou

Did you know pigs is as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew this guy in El Capitan who taught his pig to bark at strangers.

Charley Bowdre

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!

Long Duk Dong

Indiana: Where'd you get that?
Marion: From him.
Indiana: Who him?
Marion: Katanga. I got a feeling I'm not the first woman to travel with these pirates.

Okay Lunchbox, let's try this again. We tie you to the roof and you jump off and sail like a Spitfire passing right over the arch nemesis La Fours. You then swing up to the stage and knock out the pin. And when that's gone the stage is trashed and we go smoke a bowl. You got it? Now get your fat ass up there. And dude, don't forget your helmet. Snoogens.

Jay

Mad respect for not giving respect. I feel you.

Raji

We swam with the... Oh damn, I had it on the plane.

Oseary Drakoulias

[Mortally wounded, realizing she's at the tree of souls] "I need to get some samples."

Dr. Grace Augustine

Indiana Jones: Who is your mother, again?
Mutt Williams: Mary, Mary Williams. You don't remember her?
Indiana Jones: There've been a lot of Marys, kid.
Mutt Williams: [draws switchblade] Hey! That's my mother you're talking about!

It burns. It burns.

June Carter

I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

David Mills

Now, if we don't -- we don't live peaceful, there's gonna be nothin' left in our graves except Clorox bottles and plastic fly swatters with red dots on 'em.

Albuquerque

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