David Laughlin: We didn't choose this place! We didn't choose these people! They were invited!
Claude Lacombe: They belong here more than we.

You're the most beautiful, exciting thing I've ever seen in my life and I don't know anything about you.

Curt Henderson

Jewel: Bobo here, can't fly.
Rafael: Don't worry Blu, it's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it [referring to person on glider flying], how hard can it be?

Bruce Wayne: I watched you die.
Ra's al Ghul: I told you I was immortal.

Charlie: I really wanna be a writer but I don't know what I'd write about.
Sam: You can write about us.
Patrick: Call it 'The Slut and the Falcon' make us solve crimes.

That's a 2,500 dollar globe! What are you guys doing?

Scientist

The Missing Link: [about Susan] She's speechless!
B.O.B.: She? It's a boy; look at his boobies!
The Missing Link: We need to have a talk.

The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything.

Alfred Borden

Dupree: Everyone's asleep and here's lonely old Dupree wailing away on himself.
Molly Peterson: You weren't wailing away...
Dupree: An animal wouldn't debase himself such!

Jack Ryan: 200 Grand is a lot different from a tv set.
Nancy Hayes: Yea... It's way lighter.

If I didn't know you better, I'd swear you had some class!

Louise Coleman

Carmen: Is it fair to bribe the driver to turn around and go back home?
Bridget: Oh yeah, with what money? Cause Tibby is the only one of us working this summer.
Tibby: Hey, hey, hey. I actually stacked my last shelf at Wallmans, thank you very much.
Lena: Congratulations!
Bridget: Does this mean there's gonna be a ceremonial burning of the smock?
Tibby: No, actually, Duncan took the smock, but I do have my nametag.
Bridget: Can we burn it?

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