Here is the list of things to do while I'm away. Batteries need to be replaced. Toys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.


Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.

Stanley Goodspeed

Rick: I'm sorry for asking. I forgot we said "no questions".
Ilsa: Well, only one answer can take care of all our questions.

Ned Logan: I sure do miss my bed.
Will Munny: You said that last night.
Ned Logan: No, last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my goddamn bed.

I ain't even gonna look, I ain't even gonna look. I'm just gonna play. I can't see, I can't see.


Grace: Debbie won the lottery.
Bruce: Oh, yeah? You're kidding.
Grace: But I guess so did 400,000 other people, so she only won, like, $17.

I gotta get back to work on the "tomnion." It's a cross-pollination between a tomato and an onion.


All he asked me to do was drive you out of town. Now I'm gonna screw that up, too.

Detective Rosewood

Tess Ocean: You're doing recon work on our anniversary?
Danny Ocean: Tess...

My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.

Oskar Schindler

So what do we do? What do we do?

Andrew Largeman

The only hand on your pecker is going to be your own!


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