Biff Tannen: What are you looking at, butt head?
Skinhead: Hey Biff, get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown.
Darth Vader: A small rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed on Endor.
The Emperor: Yes, I know.
Darth Vader: My son is with them.
The Emperor: Are you sure?
Darth Vader: I have felt him, my master.
George Kirk: What are we going to call him?
Winona Kirk: We could name him after your father.
George Kirk: Tiberius? You kidding me? No, that's the worst. Let's name him after your dad. Let's call him Jim.
Neville: Day one thousand and one. We came in close contact with a hive today. Blood tests confirm that I remain immune to both the airborne and contact strains. Canines remain immune to airborne strain only. The vaccine trials continue. I'm still unable to transfer my immunity to infected hosts. The Krippen Virus is... elegant.
Neville: Just fishin' in the dark, son.
[after a long pause, going back to his train of thought]
Neville: Behavioral note - an infected male exposed himself to sunlight today. Now it's possible decreased brain function or growing scarcity of food is causing them to... ignore their basic survival instincts. Social de-evolution appears complete. Typical human behavior is now entirely absent.
[flying from Neverland with his children] Thank you for believing.Peter Banning
Yeah, you dead now. Turn down drugs to a dealer and the police chief is handing your wife a crisp flag. What the fuck is wrong with you?Alonzo Harris
Kate, this is not the time to be yelling fire. Let's stop, gather our thoughts and discuss this in private.Dr. Sander Halvorson
Sally Albright: I don't have to take this crap from you.
Harry Burns: If you're so over Joe, why aren't you seeing anyone?
Lynn Davies: I love how his eyes sparkle.
Elizabeth Halsey: I want to sit on his face.
Why don't we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini.Barry Badrinath
Beg my wife's forgiveness, before I blow your brains out.Leonard Shelby
Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?Randy