Trish: Can you break one of those boards with your head?
Han Sing: Sure.
Trish: I'd have to see that.

Mowgli: Gee, cousin Louie, you're doing real good.
King Louie: Now here's your part of the deal, cuz. Lay the secret on me of Man's Red Fire.
Mowgli: But I don't know how to make fire.
King Louie: [singing] Now don't try to kid me, Man Cub / I made a deal with you / What I desire is Man's Red Fire / To make my dream come true / Now give me the secret, Man Cub / Come on, clue me what to do / Give me the power of Man's Red Flower / So I can be like you.

[to Paul Sunday] If I travel all the way there and find out that you're a liar, I'll find you and take more than my money back, is that alright with you?

Plainview

Guilt is like a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down.

John Milton

I saw his thingy!

Jenna

Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

Rep. Rudd

Uh. I'm sorry. I just hallucinated.

Elle

I kneel before you not as a prince, but as a man in love... But I would feel like a king if you, Danielle De Barbarac, would be my wife.

Henry

Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Austin Powers: Or sometimes not at all.

They cast a spell on you, you know, the Jews. When you work closely with them, like I do, you see this. They have this power. It's like a virus. Some of my men are infected with this virus. They should be pitied, not punished. They should receive treatment because this is as real as typhus. I see it all the time. It's a matter of money? Hmm?

Amon Goeth

Valerie: Humper-dinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
Miracle Max: Get back, witch.
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.

John McClane: What do you say, Marv?
Marvin: I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean up this mess.

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