Kathy Selden: Now look, Miss Lamont, Don and I...
Lina Lamont: Don? Don't you dare call him Don! I was calling him Don before you were born! I mean... You-you were kissing him!
Don Lockwood: I was kissing her! I happen to be in love with her.
Lina Lamont: That's ridiculous. Everybody knows you're in love with me.

Maria, I am your daughter.

Isabella Rossi

Smooth as an android's bottom.

Commander Riker

Who would've guessed that everyone in school was a professional dancer?

Teen at prom

Peter Quill: I think she likes me.
Rocket Raccoon: You got issues, Quill.

Jessica (in Clive's body): [grabs Clive's drink as he's about to drink it] There'd better not be any alcohol in that!
Clive (in Jessica's body): Oh, no no no. This is a VIRGIN Scotch on the Rocks.

I am Fifty Shades of (expletive) up!

Christian Grey

Decriminalised Murder. An outlet for American Rage.

Newscaster

I shoulda been a farmer.

Pop Fisher

Tomelli: You know, I'll have one of those.
Infante: So will I.
Bartender: Certainly.
Felix Leiter: My friend, bring me one as well, keep the fruit.
Le Chiffre: That's it? Hmm? Anyone want to play poker now?
Felix Leiter: Someone's in a hurry.

Chenille: And this is Diggy. She thinks she's down.
Diggy: Excuse me? I am down, okay?

Who never says anything even though he never stops talking.

Todd Hayes

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