Mike: Whoa, what happened to you? Did you fall into some mud or something?
Steve: Yeah, I did. And now I'm gonna be famous because I'm the only one in the world who knows where you can find WHITE mud.
Steele: Rudy, are you ready for this, champ?
Rudy: I've been ready for this my whole life!
Steele: Then you take us out on the field.
You're stupid space car locked me in!Angie Ostrowiski
Ian: Herd, circle formation!
[the other deer surround Boog]
Ian: That's an oval, idiots! More... circular.
No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!Long Duk Dong
(Said to Adam): Don't screw it up. Ten years from now you're going to be having sex with your wife and it's going to be in the missionary position and one of you is going to be asleep.
Ellie, still waiting for E.T. to call?David Drumlin
It's not my fault!Han Solo
Jewel: Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly! Is there anything else I need to know?
Blu: Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath!
I'll change; I'll change. I've learned that I have the strength to change.Michael Corleone
Don't ever say that word. I will never come over and bring you chicken soup and fuck your brains out again.Julie
He always said he wanted his ashes scattered on Brokeback Mountain, but I wasn't sure where that was. I thought Brokeback Mountain might be around where he grew up. Knowing Jack, it was probably some pretend place, where bluebirds sing and there's a whiskey spring...Lureen Newsome