You have been warned!The Lorax
Moe: Mind your P's and Q's!
Curly: Don't forget to dot the I's!
William Shakespeare: Follow that boat!
First Boatman: Right you are, guv'nor!... I know your face. Are you an actor?
William Shakespeare: [oh God, here we go again] Yes.
First Boatman: Yes, I've seen you in something. That one about a king.
William Shakespeare: Really?
First Boatman: I had that Christopher Marlowe in my boat once.
Oh, Mrs. Dalloway... Always giving parties to cover the silence.Richard Brown
Susan Cooper: [Wakes up next to Ford in bed] Aaaaah!
Rick Ford: Oh, stop screaming, you loved it.
If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!Valentine
Lina. She can't act, she can't sing, she can't dance. A triple threat.Cosmo Brown
Did anyone else tread in a cowpat? No, thought not.Tom
Um... a malt Glen Garry for me and my friend here. And if you tell that bartender to go extra easy on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it.Trent
Walter Keane: Would you rather sell a $500 painting, or a million cheaply reproduced posters?
Walter Keane: See, folks don't care if it's a copy.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?Dark Helmet
Those guys are fags.Jeff Spicoli