Prince Caspian: Minotaurs? They're real?
Nikabrik: Not to mention big, huge.

Pete: He puts his dick in your mouth while you were asleep!
Assjuice: I wasn't asleep.

Now who's the poor bastard who has to die for my freedom?


Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are, then don't be there.


I get ya's both in the ring, I'll give ya both a (expletive) beatin', ya both can (expletive) each other.

Jake La Motta

Debbie Dunham: Maybe if it's the goat killer, he'll get somebody and we'll see the whole thing.
Terry Fields: I don't want to see the whole thing.

Meredith Vickers: They were right...
Janek: You wanted them to be wrong?

I shall leave walking on water to the Son of God. Fortunately I tripped over an angel.

Leonardo da Vinci

Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.

John Winger

[Norma thinks Joe is a funeral director] I'd like the coffin to be white, and I want it specially lined with satin. White... or pink. Maybe red! Bright flaming red! Let's make it gay!

Norma Desmond

This war will never end.

Kent Taylor

Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.


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