I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows.

Van Wilder

Frank: Interesting... Almost as interesting as the photographs I saw today.
Jane: I was young. I needed the work.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Ten! [pause] You hear me, runt? I say, that's ten, you gutless yellow pie-slinger!
Marty McFly: [thinks] I don't care what Tannen says. And I don't care what anybody else says either.

Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!

Alex

Cardinal Roark: Will that bring you satisfaction, my son? Killing a helpless, old, fart?
Marv: Killing? No. No satisfaction. Everything up until the killing, will be a gas.

You know you better not lie in here man, this is the big room! God does not look favorably on you. He has a tendancy to throw... lightning bolts at things... At liars!

Father Brian Finn

I'm sure you guys were talking about pirogies and snow but let's cut that out.

Worm

If your guys wanted to fight, why didn't they just get married?

Trench

I hope they can find the little black box.

The Riddler

Peter Klaven: Do you need a plastic bag, or...
Sydney Fife: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.

Divine decadence darling!

Sally Bowles

The piranha hunt in packs. The first bite draws blood, blood draws the pack.

Mr. Goodman

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