I swear I will not kill anyone.

The Terminator

Yinsen: [gazing at a helmet] That doesn't look like a missile... What are you building, Stark?
Tony Stark: I'm working on something big.

Penny Lane: You're too sweet for rock and roll.
William Miller: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me... I am THE ENEMY!

Sir Leigh Teabing: And this is from the gospel of Mary Magdalene herself.
Sophie Neveu: She wrote a gospel?
Robert Langdon: She may have.
Sir Leigh Teabing: Robert, will you fight fair?
Robert Langdon: She *may* have.

Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Dr. Alan Grant: I don't know. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Dr. Alan Grant: Ha ha. Good one.
Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
Dr. Alan Grant: You got me.
Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.

Emily: We'll work it out? Let me tell you something, you work it out on your fucking own! This is over!
Steven: You're not leaving me... the only way you leave me is dead!

Richard, I know you're innocent! I know about Frederick Sykes! I know about Dr. Charles Nichols! Richard, he borrowed your car the night of your wife's murder, he had your keys! No forced entry, Richard! He telephoned Sykes from your car, Richard! Richard, give it up! Richard, I'm either lying or I'm gonna shoot you, what do you think?

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard

I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay.

Billy Hoyle

Dewey Finn: You, Freddy, what do you like to do?
Freddy: I dunno.
[pause]
Freddy: Burn stuff?

Even fate chooses its favorites...

Megamind

For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which is my deepest hope, I would instead cause fear. I live because this poor half-crazed genius, has given me life. He alone held an image of me as something beautiful and then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger, he used his own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself.

The Monster

Agent Lacey: Mr. Rapoport, I am Agent Lacey with Central Intelligence. You two are going to be in a room alone with Kim and the CIA would love it if you two could take him out.
David Skylark: Hmm?
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Aaron Rapoport: For coffee?
David Skylark: Dinner?
Aaron Rapoport: For kimchi?
Agent Lacey: No, uh, take him out.
Aaron Rapoport: You want us to kill the leader of North Korea?
Agent Lacey: Yes
David Skylark: Whaaaaat?!

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