[about Jacob] Doesn't he own a shirt?

Edward Cullen

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Dark Helmet

[after being tortured by weed whacker] Who brings a weed wacker on a boat?

Drug Lord's First Hostage

Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx.

Prime Minister

If there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.

Ben Gates

Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.
Samir: Fucking piece of shit.

The car committed suicide.

Saul

Alan Garner: It was really nice meeting you.
Melissa: Fuck off!
Alan Garner: You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license.
Melissa: Suck my dick!
Alan Garner: No thank you.

Lillian: You remember my cousin Rita. Rita just bought a new house. It is gorgeous.
Rita: I wouldn't know, I only see the kitchen and the laundry room, and the ceiling in my bedroom.
Rita: [after pause] Sometimes the floor.

Rocky Balboa: Hey yo, champ. Aren't you a little scared?
Mason 'The Line' Dixon: I don't get scared.
Rocky Balboa: You know I think you try harder when your scared... That's when it's worked best for me.

The Big Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.

A woman's whole life in a single day. Just one day. And in that day her whole life.

Virginia Woolf

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