First, it's a Saturday night thing when you feel cool like a gangster or a rockstar- just something to kill the boredom, you know? They call it a chippie, a small habit. It feels so good, you start doing it on Tuesdays... then Thursdays... then it's got you. Every wise ass punk on the block says it won't happen to them, but it does.Jim Carroll
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: It feels out there. I mean, it's a major rush. I mean, it feels radical in kind of a tubular sort of way, but most of all, it feels out there.
Crash Davis: [watching Ebby] Hopeless. This is utterly fucking hopeless.
Look, fuckstick, I'm incredibly busy. So why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass...Les Grossman
[after the Simpsons' house collapses into the sink hole] They're China's problem now.Chief Wiggum
Danielle: Ooh, boxers.
Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.
May the best man win.FDR
Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me.Bob
Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam.Harry Hart
Holly, here's your fucking landing light. Woo.John McClane
Obi-Wan: I will never join you, Dooku.
Count Dooku: It may be difficult to secure your release.
What a lemon! One minute it's running like a top, and the next it's broken down on the side of the road. And I can't fix a car like this, because I don't have the tools! And even if I did have the tools I don't know if I could fix a car like this!Dignan
I'm not against technology, doctor. I'm against the men who deify it at the expense of human truth.Palmer Joss