Favorite Quotes
Seriously, when was the last time you turned on the radio to listen to popular music? '70s, '80s?
Matt Farrell
Harry: I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth.
Erica Barry: The truth doesn't have versions, okay?
Alex: I wanna prove to my dad that I'm a *real* lion.
Marty: As opposed to what, a *chocolate* lion?
[about the room] We've had our tetanus shots... right?
Amy Fox
Tracy, we all have responsibilities in life. You may think owning the Hardy-Har joke shop is all drudgery; unwrapping dribble glasses, checking doggy doo, but I wuv it.
Wilbur
Don Lockwood: Cosmo, call me a cab.
Cosmo Brown: OK, you're a cab.
Constanze Mozart: Is it not good?
Salieri: It is miraculous.
Piss on me, will you?
Harry Terwilliger
[sprays Wild Bill with a fire hose]
Now that's an oogie mess.
Annie Wilkes
You were the chosen one!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Kelly Robinson: He's a bad guy, right?
Alexander Scott: I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much I lost track.
The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.
Mike McDermott
