Seriously, when was the last time you turned on the radio to listen to popular music? '70s, '80s?

Matt Farrell

Harry: I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth.
Erica Barry: The truth doesn't have versions, okay?

Alex: I wanna prove to my dad that I'm a *real* lion.
Marty: As opposed to what, a *chocolate* lion?

[about the room] We've had our tetanus shots... right?

Amy Fox

Tracy, we all have responsibilities in life. You may think owning the Hardy-Har joke shop is all drudgery; unwrapping dribble glasses, checking doggy doo, but I wuv it.

Wilbur

Don Lockwood: Cosmo, call me a cab.
Cosmo Brown: OK, you're a cab.

Constanze Mozart: Is it not good?
Salieri: It is miraculous.

Piss on me, will you?
[sprays Wild Bill with a fire hose]

Harry Terwilliger

Now that's an oogie mess.

Annie Wilkes

You were the chosen one!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Kelly Robinson: He's a bad guy, right?
Alexander Scott: I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much I lost track.

The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.

Mike McDermott

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