Mayor Vaughn: I'm only trying to say that Amity is a summer town. We need summer dollars. Now, if the people can't swim here, they'll be glad to swim at the beaches of Cape Cod, the Hamptons, Long Island...
Brody: That doesn't mean we have to serve them up as smorgasbord!
A-Rab: Baby John, what are you doin' here?
Baby John: Nothin'.
A-Rab: What are you doin' nothin' here for? Come on.
Baby John: I don't want the guys to see me A-Rab.
A-Rab: Why not?
Baby John: I'm cryin'.
A-Rab: You are? What for?
Baby John: I don't know. I just...
A-Rab: Blow your nose.
Baby John: A-Rab?
Baby John: Did you get a look at their faces?
A-Rab: Which faces?
Baby John: You know, at the rumble. Riff and Bernardo.
A-Rab: Yeah. I wish it was yesterday.
Baby John: Me too. I'm scared!
A-Rab: Well cut it out. You hear me? Cut it out!
Baby John: A-Rab, what are we gonna do?
A-Rab: We're gonna meet with the other guys and form up. Thats what we're gonna do. Come on, lets go.
Baby John: A-Rab, you got a hankerchief first?
A-Rab: Whats wrong with you sleeve?
Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor.
McCoy: That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all the arguments he lost.
Derek Smalls: [on the phone] Isn't there a law against this sort of thing? Surely you can't just buy a full page ad in the music papers and publish your divorce demands.
Derek Smalls: What do you mean 'I paid for it'?
Derek Smalls: Joint account! Fuck! Can't we just have her killed? You know people.
[to Geordi] Normal is what everyone else is and you are not.Dr. Soran
This is why you are so nervous all the time. You have like chunks of roast beef in your heart!Modell
Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.Melanie Carmichael
New Year's is the worst night of all to go out. People who don't drink or party all year suddenly going all Kanye on you...Randy
Chris Kyle: I’ve got a woman and a kid 200 yards out, moving towards the convoy. Her arms aren’t swinging. She’s carrying something. Yeah, she’s got a grenade. She’s got an RKG, Russian grenade, she’s handing to the kid.
Command: You say a woman and a kid?
Chris Kyle: You got eyes on this? Can you confirm?
Command: Negative, your call
Winston: They fry you if you’re wrong.
Cameron: Wow, is this what a bar looks like?
[Cameron reaches into a jar on the bar]
Michael: Don't touch anything! You may get hepatitis.
[they find Patrick; he's drinking and smoking]
Patrick: So what have ya got for me?
Cameron: A little insight into a very complicated girl.
Michael: Excuse me, uh, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?
Patrick: [confused] What?
Michael: Nothing. Nothing.
Cameron: Alright, uh, first thing, Kat hates smokers.
[slowly removes Patrick's cigarette and throws it down]
Patrick: So, you're telling me I'm a... non-smoker.
Michael: Yes... well, just for now.
Cameron: And, um, and here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes... pretty guys.
Patrick: [looks confused and slowly rises] Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
Michael: H-he's very pretty. He's a gorgeous guy.
[gives him two thumbs up]
Michael: You're a gorgeous guy.
Cameron: Yeah... I-I just wasn't sure. I didn't know.
[Patrick sits back down]
Cameron: Alright, uh, yeah, okay, uh, here's this... Likes: Thai food, feminist pros and angry girl music of the Indie Rock persuasion. Here's a list of CDs that she has in her room...
Patrick: So, I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments, right?
Michael: Have you eer been to Club Skunk?
Cameron: Her favorite band's playing there tomorrow night.
Patrick: I can't be seen at Club Skunk. All right?
Cameron: But she'll be there, she's got tickets.
Michael: Just assail your ears for one night.
Cameron: She has a pair of black underwear... If that helps.
Michael: [laughing cooly] Couldn't hurt, right?
Liz Sherman: There have been over seventy deaths reported. There are no survivors?
Hellboy: Same story here, babe.
Liz Sherman: Don't call me 'babe'.
Hellboy: *Abe!* I said Abe!
I love you so much. I hate war so much.Ilsa