Agent 99: Did I hear something?
Maxwell Smart: Yes, there were some tap dancers in the hallway.

Maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself, mate.

Ron Weasley

Clark Griswald: So, this is the old homestead, eh?
Cousin Eddie: Yeah. I don't know for how much longer, though. The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.

[after learning he's been fired] Dan what the hell am I gonna tell my wife? I mean she already wears the pants, now she's gonna wear the tie and jacket too.


So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.

Lone Starr

Optimus Prime: How many more of my kind must be sacrificed?
Cade Yeager: You gotta have faith, Prime. Maybe not in who we are, but who we can be.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Remember: Your focus determines your reality.

Marlene: Ray, what did I tell you about cooking in the dark? Are you trying to burn the house down?
Ray Charles: Think about it, Marlene, what do I need the light for?

Admiral Benson: Oh, by the way I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous.
Lt. Commander Block: But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night.
Admiral Benson: Really? Then where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl?

From here on out, you do as I say, exactly as I say. Or I slap this bitch on "Nightline" and call it a day, okay?


[to Terry] Is that you in that beautiful car? Geez, what a waste of machinery!

Teenager in car

[smarmy] Hey, Metro City!

Metro Man

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