Leonardo: [to April] Do NOT say a word about this to anyone. If you do, we will find you.
Michelangelo: Yeeeaaah, we'll fiiiind yoooou!... I'm sorry, that came across super-creepy. We will find you, though!

I can hear it now. He's going to be called the god-damned phonebook killer.

Lieutenant Traxler

Matty! It's Thriller!


Nicolette: He killed our man.
Conklin: What, in the apartment?
Nicolette: Yeah.
Conklin: Well, you got to clean that up.
Nicolette: No, I can't clean it up; there's a body in the streets.
Conklin: So?
Nicolette: There's police, this is Paris.

[while in Superman's Fortress of Solitude] You act like you've been here before.

Kitty Kowalski

Rod Tidwell: Thanks for coming.
Jerry Maguire: I missed ya. What can I say? You're all I've got.

Tomar-re: "I've been sent to welcome you here."
Hal Jordan: "And here is?"
Tomar-re: "Welcome to Oa. This planet has been our home for countless millenium. Since time immemorial the Green Lantern Corps has served as the keepers of peace, order and justice throughout the Universe. To be chosen to join its ranks is the highest of honors and the greatest of responsibilities."
Hal Jordan: "Yeah, that part I heard about."
Tomar-re: "We're going to fly now."
Hal Jordan: "Fly?"
Tomar-re: "Absolutely!"
Hal Jordan: "Alright, I can do that."
Tomar-re: "Join me!"

Charlie Bucket: Hey, the room is getting smaller.
Mrs. Teevee: No, it's not. *He's* getting *bigger*!
Mr. Salt: He's at it again!
Mike Teevee: Where's the chocolate?
Sam Beauregarde: I doubt if there is any.
Mr. Salt: I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.
Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Mrs. Gloop: You're not squeezing me through that tiny door!
Mr. Salt: You're off your bleeding nut, Wonka. No one can get through there!

Clarence, you do a good job with George Bailey and you will get your wings.

Senior Angel

Did that old cannabis charge finally catch up with me?

Sir Leigh Teabing

John Winger: I've had an interesting morning. In the last two hours I've lost my job, my apartment, my car, and my girlfriend.
Russell Ziskey: You still have your health.

Come on, Big D. Fly!

Lt. Commander Thompson, USS Dallas

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