Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.

Steve Zissou

Julianne Potter: He just came in for few hours to uh, to uh, FUCK ME.
George Downes: Huh! Takes a few hours.

OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.

Marge Gunderson

Lando: Lord Vader, what about Leia and the Wookie?
Darth Vader: They must never again leave this city.
Lando: That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter.
Darth Vader: Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?
Lando: No.
Darth Vader: Good, because it would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison here.
Lando: [to himself] This deal is getting worse all the time.

Jenko to bandit


We're not going to see Mother-Fucker Jones because we're not going to kidnap anyone.

Nick Hendricks

James Bond: Dry Martini.
Bartender: Oui, monsieur.

...But goddamnit, those kids played out their heart. They gave everything they had! They played up to the *maximum* of their ability! They gave it everything. And you know, it wasn't good enough. It wasn't good enough for me, wasn't good enough for you, wasn't good enough for anybody!

Pete Bell

We are Groot!


This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to EAT it. You're hypocrites, all of you! You have a problem with what I'm saying, Larry?

Phil Connors

Neo: What did she tell you?
Morpheus: That I would find the One.

Randolph Duke: Money isn't everything, Mortimer.
Mortimer Duke: Oh, grow up.
Randolph Duke: Mother always said you were greedy.
Mortimer Duke: She meant it as a compliment.

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