Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What.

Jay

MAU! MAU! DIDI MAU!

VC guard

Leon Kodak: Well, you don't see that every day of the week.
Lewis Rothschild: He's got the whole White House press corps asking each other how to spell erudite!
A.J.: Better call the printer, Lewis.
Lewis Rothschild: I know, we gotta rewrite the State of the Union.
A.J.: Every word, kid. It's a whole new ballgame. You have exactly 35 minutes.
Lewis Rothschild: Oh, good, I thought I was gonna be rushed!

I'm the father of the Internet.

Lou

Connor: Do you know who I am?
Brad: What?
Connor: Google me bitch! I might be famous one day.

[kiss-off letter] Change of flight. Your plane cancelled. Here's your key. Bye.

Air Hostess

Mr. Rawlins... this morning, I... it would be a great help to me if I could talk to you from time to time about the men. That's all.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw

Suicide Blonde: ...I'm a bad person. I don't wanna make you bad.
Fingerling: You don't have that power.

Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.

Christian

Oh come on. Stop beatin' it. Get out there yourself. Stop feedin' off me. Get out of here. I can't breathe. Give me some air.

Luke

Aubrey: This time I'm not gonna choke it down!
Stacie: Been there before...

I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.

Dr. Emmett Brown

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