Letty: Did you bring the cavalry?
Hobbs: Woman, I am the cavalry.
We're standing here in Philadelphia, the, uh, city of brotherly love, the birthplace of freedom, where the, uh, founding fathers authored the Declaration of Independence, and I don't recall that glorious document saying anything about all straight men are created equal. I believe it says all men are created equal.Joe Miller
I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy.Julius Benedict
Rasputia: What... the...? What just fell on my car?
Mr. Wong: Not what - who! Who just fell on your car? Ching chong ching chong!
I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.Banky Edwards
Archie: Your brother didn't bring you here this time, did he?
Archie: He's no idea?
Wanda: He doesn't have a clue.
Wanda: He's so dumb...
Wanda: ...he thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived.
Who cares if I've had a few little nips and tucks? God didn't make plastic surgeons so they could starve!G.G. Sparrow
Did you drink and dial?Jack
Maggie Fitzgerald: She's tough, I can't go inside, I can't get close enough to hit her.
Frankie Dunn: You know why that is?
Maggie Fitzgerald: Why?
Frankie Dunn: Cause she's a better fighter than you are, that's why. She's younger, she's stronger, and she's more experienced. Now, what are you gonna do about it?
[to Stark] When I ordered the hit on you, I was worried that I was killing the golden goose. But, you see, it was just fate that you survived it, leaving one last golden egg to give. You really think that just because you have an idea, it belongs to you? Your father, he helped give us the atomic bomb. Now what kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?Obadiah Stane
Butch Cassidy: Now, Woodcock, you can't want to get blown up again...
Woodcock: Butch, you know that if it were my money, there is nobody that I would rather have steal it than you. But, you see, I am still in the employment of E. H. Harriman, of Union Pacific Railroad.
Sandra Templeton, I love you and I WILL marry you.Young Ed Bloom