Nothing and everything, it just hits her sometimes.

Jerry

Ginny: Woah. That guy looks *really* pissed.
Holly Gennero McClane: He's still alive.
Ginny: What?
Holly Gennero McClane: Only John can drive somebody that crazy.

[in court, to witness] Are you a homo? Are you a queer? Are you a faggot? Are you a fruit? Are you gay, sir?

Joe Miller

If it wasn't for Ram or Allah, we'd still have a mother.

Jamal Malik

I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.

Red

For your information Potter, Asphodel and Wormwood making a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the draught of the living dead, a Beozar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and will save you from most poisons. As for Monkshood and Wolfsbane, they are the same plant which also goes by the name of Aconyte. Well, why aren't you all copying this down?

Professor Severus Snape

[to the groundhog] Don't drive angry. Do not drive angry.

Phil

Pete: You mean like Mr. Skin?
Ben Stone: Who's Mr. Skin?
Pete: You know, Mr. Skin.

I could have danced all night.

Eliza Doolittle

Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world.

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin

I am a baaaad man.

Memphis

You are not an American, you are the victim of America!

Malcolm X

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