Charles: Perhaps we should've got married.
Henrietta: No! I'd have had to marry your friends, and I'm not sure I could take Fiona.
Charles: Fiona loves you.
Henrietta: Fiona calls me Duckface.
Charles: Well, I never heard that.
When you get the blanket thing you can relax because everything you could ever want or be you already have and are.Bernard Jaffe
Appeal Prosecutor: My Lord, this is new evidence.
Appeal Judge: It is shocking new evidence.
Appeal Prosecutor: My lord, this evidence was not submitted at the trial that is under appeal.
Appeal Judge: That, I believe, is the point that Mrs Pierce is trying to make. Proceed, Mrs Pierce.
Kirk: You know, traveling through time, changing history... that's cheating.
Spock: A trick I learned from an old friend.
Ronnie: It reeks in here!
Kale: What's it smell like?
Ronnie: The corpse of a rotting hottie.
God, I hate those fuckin' kidsWhite Bitch
That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!Homer Simpson
Do you like it when I eat your penguin ass?Charlie
It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.Samantha
If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead.Mr. Earl Brooks
Hello, ma'am. Your daughter, she's done a great injustice, so we've come here seeking revenge. You see, we may not look like much, but between the three of us we have five legs, four eyes and two and a half pairs of working lungs, but we also have two dozen eggs, so if I were you, I would go back inside.Augustus Waters
Let me ask you something, Kittridge. If a man has crushed, shot, stabbed, and detonated five members of his own IMF team, how upset do you really think you're gonna make him by hauling Mom and Uncle Donald down to the county courthouse?Ethan Hunt