Frankly, you're beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.

Ratso Rizzo

I'm Opal, from the BBC!

Opal

Shoeless Joe Jackson: Is this heaven?
Ray Kinsella: No, it's Iowa.

Nobody does this to the United States. The President will get his baseball glove back and play catch with this guy's balls!

General Northwood

Tommy: Where are we gonna take the deer?
Richard Hayden: I dunno, the vet?
Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet?
Richard Hayden: Why not? I'd take you to the vet.
Tommy: Yeah I'll take you to the... Um...
Richard Hayden: Got that?
Tommy: Shut up.

Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat.

When you love somebody, you don't leave them behind.

Katniss Everdeen

Veronica Sawyer: That knife is filthy.
J.D.: What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils?
Veronica Sawyer: Excuse me, I think I know Heather a little bit better than you do. If she were going to slit her wrists, the knife would be spotless.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, you should get that checked out.
Patrick Star: [His eyes are holed by the cannonball] Why?

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The Penguin: Check it out. We're going to disassemble the Batmobile - turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Catwoman: No, he'd have even more power as a martyr. To destroy Batman, we have to turn him into what he hates the most. Namely us.

Allison Reynolds: When you grow up, your heart dies.
Bender: Who cares?
Allison Reynolds: I care.

Reverend, if you can't save my daughter's soul, I will.

Louis Sweetzer

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