Maybe we could find a bus schedule or something?

Blu

Learn that shit, brother. That shit'll get you killed. These motherfuckers out there be plotting all types of shit on you.

Alonzo

Did you just fart?

B.J.

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

Yoda

Jimmy: Are you married?
Wendy Savage: No... but my boyfriend is.

Is what you want for yourself to become someone very different than me?

Flor Moreno

Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: "It's complicated"? What kind of answer is that?
Marisa: Honest.
Stephanie Kehoe, Maid: The only thing complicated between me and him would be unhooking my bra strap.
Marisa: Look, what am I supposed to do? Make his bed with me in it? Get real! He thinks I'm a guest, here.

It seems like Banky has a problem with all things not hetero.

Hooper

That's what you GET!

Ryan

My leg wasn't bugging me too much, and the weather was so nice, and every day after school Lisa and I would go to her house to fuck and have a hot tub.

Paul Metzler

I'm talkin' about friendship. I'm talkin' about character. I'm talkin' about - hell. Leo, I ain't embarrassed to use the word - I'm talkin' about ethics.

Johnny Caspar

If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it's gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.

Tom Reagan

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