Mutt Williams: Grab the snake!
Indiana Jones: Stop calling it that! Call it something else!
Mutt Williams: Like what?
Indiana Jones: A rope! Call it a rope!
Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the rope!

Liberius: [Liberius and Razin are debating whether or not to allow Zhivago's release] I command this unit!
Razin, Liberius' Lieutenant: We command jointly! The Party Bulletin expressly states...
Liberius: Bah! I could have you taken out and shot!
Razin, Liberius' Lieutenant: And could you have The Party taken out and shot? Understand this

You're not there to party. We've already got ONE Hunter Thompson.

Ben Fong-Torres

You're fired!


A new addition to the liturgy?

Comte de Reynaud

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.


Why would you buy these pants?


Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.


If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I'd've memorized the Song of Solomon.

Tom Reagan

Shaun: Lance, I want you to stay in your room.
Lance: Why?
Shaun: Because you're an embarrassment.
Lance: OK!

Ted: Your stepmom's cute.
Bill: Shut up Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut UP, Ted!
Ted: Remember when I asked your mom to the prom?
Bill: Shut UP, Ted!

If you can't fix what's broken, you'll go insane.

Max Rockatansky

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