Worm: Now, what did I ever do to that guy?
Mike McDermott: You fucked his mother.

[singing] Nothing ever happens on Mars/No sports or entertainment/No swinging bars/You stand around/You stand some more/On a planet named for the Roman god of war.

Dr. Allan Pearl

I'm a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.

Dewey Finn

Phil: Can I be serious with you with you for a minute?
Rita: I don't know. Can you?

But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved on. And all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave way to regret. She was the girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her away. So I've spent everyday since then chasing Amy. So to speak.

Silent Bob

He's has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years.

Michael Corleone

All my life, I've been fighting my way upstream.

The Duchess of Devonshire

We're talking dream dates compared to my horror. It started out fine, she's a very nice person, and we're sitting and we're talking at this Ethiopian restaurant that she wanted to go to. And I was making jokes, you know like, "Hey I didn't know that they had food in Ethiopia? This will be a quick meal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave." Yeah, nothing from her not even a smile.

Harry Burns

Thank you, your honor. With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

Everyone has something they're good at. I've always been stupid, but I'm good at this.

Bess McNeill

A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen.

Michael

Reiner: Are you really that cold?
Malkina: The truth has no temperature.

FREE Movie Newsletter