Russell: I'm tired! My knee hurts!
Carl Fredricksen: Which knee?
Russell: ...My elbow hurts!

You rebel scum.

Imperial Officer

Mauricio: The thing is all the women he's been seeing are ugly.
Tony Robbins: Who says they're ugly?
Mauricio: Bausch & Lomb.

Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

God

Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.
Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Buttercup: I will never doubt again.
Westley: There will never be a need.

Nothing and everything, it just hits her sometimes.

Jerry

[voice over narration] They hadn't found but one set of bones in the ashes of the house so we knew they'd be looking for us. Kit made sure we'd be prepared. He gave me lectures on how a gun works, how to take it apart, and put it back together again, in case I had to carry on without him. He said that if the devil came at me, I'd shoot him with a gun. One day I carried thirty pounds of wood a distance of file miles. Another day while hiding in the forest I covered my eyes with make up to see how they'd come out.

Holly Sargis

You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.

David Mills

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Dante Hicks

Captain Jason Dahl: Two planes have crashed into the World Trade Center? We just flew out of Newark and the weather was beautiful!
First Officer LeRoy Homer: Must have been student pilots.

[to the groundhog] Don't drive angry. Do not drive angry.

Phil

Brian Chavez: Hey Boobie, you didn't lift.
Boobie Miles: I don't have to. This is God given talent.

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