Harry Dunne: It's a postcard from Fraida Felcher. 'Harry, I'm pregnant. Please call me.'
Lloyd Christmas: What do you think it means, Harry?
We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection. Let's go to work.Coach Boone
Saved by the bell.James Bond
Mr. Bond, you persist in defying my efforts to provide an amusing death for you.Hugo Drax
Computers are a bitch!Luther Stickell
Get a cell phone, honey, please.Chev Chelios
Ray: D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: D'you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that the career record for hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame?
Ray: D'you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?
Jerry Maguire: I... I can't compete with that!
Hit it Chocolate Thunder!Wet T-Shirt Host
I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy.Tracy Lord
Harry Potter can kiss my ass.Reid Garwin
[to David] To answer your question, there are two reasons why I'm looking at you like this. One because it seems in a few minutes you will officially be the only survivor of this train wreck, and two, because you didn't break one bone. You don't have a scratch on you.ER Doctor
Now back to the typewritters by way of Washington Square.Joe Gillis