Michael: My credit good enough to buy you out?
Moe Greene: Buy me out?

That was a hell of a thing.

Fred Kwan

You rebel scum.

Imperial Officer

Listen up, Eastwood! I intend to shoot somebody today and I'd prefer it to be you. But if you're just too damn yellow, I guess it'll just have to be a blacksmith.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen

Perry's Pizza Waitress: Linda, Linda, there he is. There's that guy from the stereo store. Don't you think he looks like Richard Gere?
Linda Barrett: Did you see his cute little butt?

IT'S IN THE HOLE!

Carl Spackler

Like monsoon, it moves darkness over all country.

Shaman of Maypore

[Discussing the Scottish rebellion] Who shall I sent to negotiate with this Wallace? Not my gentle son, his appearance would only encourage Wallace to move further into England.

Longshanks

Mauricio: The thing is all the women he's been seeing are ugly.
Tony Robbins: Who says they're ugly?
Mauricio: Bausch & Lomb.

Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

God

Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.
Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Buttercup: I will never doubt again.
Westley: There will never be a need.

Nothing and everything, it just hits her sometimes.

Jerry

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