There's a mirror right there. Take a look, you're white.


It happens when I'm nervous.

Squidward Tentacles

Tracy Abernathy: I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse?
Graham Hess: I suppose it would depend on its usage.
Tracy Abernathy: How about "John you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara"?
Graham Hess: It's a curse.
Tracy Abernathy: Oh, well then it's not 37 times it's 71 times.

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side.

The Emperor

Archie: You're going to shoot me?
Otto: [in a pompous, English accent] Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!

Kianna: Dude, I lost track 20 cards ago.
Micky Rosa: Don't call me dude.

What is this, the high hat?

Johnny Caspar

These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.

Qui-Gon Jinn

Seems there are Irish people everywhere, or people who want to be.

Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris

Hold your tongue, wench.


I'm a miracle man.


J.T.: Hey there, little Yankee boy. Look what I got.
Vinny Gambini: What is it?
J.T.: $200.
Vinny Gambini: Bring it here, let me see it.
[J.T. presents a roll of bills]
Vinny Gambini: How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a twenty wrapped around it?
J.T.: [after short pause] It's two hundred bucks.
Vinny Gambini: Fan it out, show it to me.
[pause. J.T. stuffs the roll back in his pocket]
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, right.

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