Donna: I grew up.
Tanya: Well, grow back down then!

Why don't you go play in the office a minute. Sue someone for everything they've got. Maybe you send a fax to one of your girlfriends!

Fletcher

Edith: It's against the law to be married to two people at the same time!
Dewey Cox: What about if, if you're famous?

Danny: Livingston, we're set.
Rusty: Livingston, we're set.
Livingston: Basher, we're set.
Basher: Hang on a minute chief.
Livingston: We don't have a minute, Yen's gonna suffocate.
Basher: Then you'd better leave off bothering me, don't you think?

Reporter: What do you call that collar?
Ringo: A collar.

Ruben: Why are their eyes so big?
Walter Keane: Eyes are the windows to the soul!

Frau Blücher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No. Thank you.
Frau Blücher: Some varm milk... perhaps?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... thank you very much. No thanks.
Frau Blücher: Ovaltine?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: NOTHING! Thank you! I'm a little - tired!
Frau Blücher: Then I vill say... goodnight.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Goodnight.

Josh: You want to practice parking?
Cher: What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.

Why did you let him in our home? We have no idea who's after him

James Sandin

Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler.

Kathryn

[holding a glass with wine] Good evening, Herr Kolnas. You drink better wine that you serve.

Hannibal Lecter

I have other interests. I'm a magician.

Reed Rothchild

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