"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."Hans Gruber
I'm Thomas Cub. It's my birthday today.Thomas
Samnang: He fucked me, Mum. He fuck me real bad.
Samnang's Mother: That son of a bitch!
Judah Ben-Hur: He gave me water, and the heart to live. What has he done to merit this?
Balthasar: He has taken the world of our sins onto Himself. To this end He said He was born, in that stable, where I first saw Him. For this cause, He came into the world.
Judah Ben-Hur: For this death?
Balthasar: For this beginning.
When you see something that looks like a frozen gallbladder, that's Greenland.GuideStar
Jesus. Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again.Casper
Why don't we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini.Barry Badrinath
Captain Steven Hiller: I ain't heard no fat lady!
David Levinson: Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!
Emmit: I'm not a hobbit!
Drillbit Taylor: [to Ryan] Emmit's not a hobbit, I don't think.
You got a problem with that?Mr. Church
First you yell at me, and now you're giving me the tears.Frankie Ballenbacher
[last words] Wet t-shirt... wet t-shirt!Derrick Jones