Mr. Hand: 'Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?' Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to leave your words right up here for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. Spicoli.
Jeff Spicoli: All right!

Can't you just give me a pitty fuck?

Deputy Trudy Wiegel

Alonzo Harris: I had lunch with the Wise Men today. They say you gotta render unto Ceaser.
Roger: Fuckin vampires want my pension!

Gimli: My lady...
Eowyn: Lord Aragorn... where is he?
Gimli: He fell.

Melvin! One of these days someone's gonna kick your ass!

Earl Bassett

Tony D'Annunzio: Give me a coke.
Danny Noonan: One coke.
[gives Tony a bottle of Coke and 50 cents]
Tony D'Annunzio: Hey wait a minute. That's only 50 cents.
Danny Noonan: Yeah well Lou raised the price of coke he's been losing at the track.
Tony D'Annunzio: Well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke.
Danny Noonan: Oh then you ain't getting no coke. Know what I'm talking about?

Earl the Plumber: I been fixing the plumbing in here for ten years. I ain't never had to wear no damn tie before.
Bill Dodge: Well you're a VIP today, Earl, so just shut up.

Power wears out those who do not have it.

Calo

[kissing George on the head] See ya later, Pop. Wooo, time to change that oil.

Dave McFly

Masrani: So the paddock is quite safe then...
Claire: Yes. We have the best structural engineers in the world.
Masrani: Yeah, so did Hammond...

Jesus! You look like hell!

Admiral James Greer

Young Ray Robinson: Mama... please don't make me go away. I'll keep up with the normal kids. I'll be good, just like George.
Aretha Robinson: This got nothin' to do with George... I've taken you as far as I can, baby. The teachers at St. Augustine know things I can't teach you. An' you need an education in this world.

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