Donny: They posted the next round for the tournament.
Walter Sobchak: Donny, shut the f- when do we play?

Man, you gotta be kidding me! You gonna pull out a gun, when you looking at THIS?

Ben

Young Biff: How do you know how to do that? Nobody can start this car but me.
Old Biff: Just get in the car, Tannen. Today's your lucky day.

Tell me, does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?

James Bond

If you really want to help your mother, you need a better understanding of exorcism.

Father David

[to Connelly] HEY, FUCK OFF JOHNY UTAH! TURN MY PAGES, BITCH!

Andrew

[to Tony Mendez] You need somebody who's a somebody to put their name on it. Somebody respectable. With credits. Who you can trust with classified information. Who will produce a fake movie. For free.

John Chambers

[to Indy] Asps... very dangerous. You go first.

Sallah

Can we dial down the boobies?

Damon Schmidt

Jimmy Smith Jr: Man that's all we ever do is talk shit.
[imitating Sol]
Jimmy Smith Jr: We need to get fine bitches and fat rides,
[imitating DJ]
Jimmy Smith Jr: No, what weed to do is put our money in savings bonds,
[imitating future]
Jimmy Smith Jr: No! what we need to do is put our songs on JLB. Man shut the fuck up. All of us never do shit about nuttin' and we're still broke as fuck and living at home with our moms.

Do you know why you're afraid when you're alone? I do. I do.

Vincent Gray

Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.

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