Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.

Larry Zoolander

If you want to pick a fight with your sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inwards - and that invites disease, and death.

Seth

You ever get the feelin'... I don't know, er... when you're in town and someone looks at you all suspicious, like he knows? And then you go out on the pavement and everyone looks like they know too?

Ennis Del Mar

John McClane: You would have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, Hans.
Hans Gruber: What was it you said to me earlier? "Yippie-kay-ya, motherfucker."

Oh, lookee here, the great jerkoff case of 1953.

Jack Vincennes

So you lost your job? I've lost 20 since graduation. Plus a wife and kid. And, in a new development this morning, a handful of hair in the shower drain.

Billy

What do I want? Oh my god, I want Penny to quit smoking and go to college. I want, I want to be able to pay the phone, electric and rent in the same month. I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine. It would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do. I want... I mean I wish my mom would come home, and I really, really want to win pipe masters tomorrow, that's what I want.

Anne Marie

I'm not staying in this freaking house another second, so come on.

Luke

Let's start the hurley.

Mike McDermott

I love this man, and there is no way that I'm gonna give him up to some two-faced, big-haired food critic.

Kimmy Wallace

If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?

Marshal Biggs

[to Anna, who put her feet on his sled] Whoa, whoa, whoa, put your feet down. This is fresh lacquer. Seriously, were you raised in a barn?

Kristoff

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