Nobody fucks with Chest and Brock!

Reed Rothchild

I'm gonna nail Morelli.

Stephanie Plum

Indiana Jones: Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.
Short Round: I step where you step! I touch nothing!

You're so full of shit, you're gonna float away.

Axel

Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Happy: Make-up?
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

Or don't vote for me... who cares? Don't vote at all!

Tammy Metzler

Opal: Oh, you've got a Hal Phillip Walker button. No, it's Kennedy. Isn't that rather ancient? Strange. I thought that everybody in the South didn't go for Kennedy.
Lady Pearl: It's John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Well, he, he took the whole South except for Tennessee, Florida, Kentucky. And there's a reason he didn't take Tennessee but he got 481,453 votes and the asshole got 556,577 votes...

Dewey Finn: In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

[last lines]
Matt Saunders: Wanna get a beer?
Professor Bedlam: Sure, let's do it.

Well, if it ain't Mr. "Big-in-the-Britches", himself!

Jedediah

Young Stud: I, I think she did too much coke.
Colonel James: Oh you think so doctor?

Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her.

Russell Gettis

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