Ah. Lenny. That shit kills.Teddy
Yale: You are so self-righteous, you know. I mean we're just people. We're just human beings, you know? You think you're God.
Isaac Davis: I... I gotta model myself after someone.
T.S. Quint: How easily do you quit? Say you wind up with one of us?
Brodie: Hopefully not Rush Limbaugh over here.
Gil Hicks: Well, now, I'm not like Rush Limbaugh.
Brodie: Well, why not? Because he's fat? Now you have something against fat people, too?
Burn it!Kate Lloyd
Anakin Skywalker: I swear to you... I didn't ask to be put on the council.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: But it's what you wanted. Your friendship with Chancellor Palpatine seems to have paid off. Anakin, I am on your side. I did not want to put you in this situation.
Anakin Skywalker: What situation?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Council wants you to report on all the Chancellor's dealings.
Anakin Skywalker: They want me to spy on the Chancellor? But that is treason!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: We are at war, Anakin.
Jane Aubrey: It's not mine.
Billy Chapel: You mean it doubles as a flashlight?
What is this, 1958? Give the little wife a blender?Annie
Oh Great. Snakes on crack!Neville Flynn
Theo: Isn't this based on the Gates of Hell, by Rodin?
Eleanor "Nell" Vance: Well, It's not just hell. You see these children are reaching up for heaven, but their souls are still trapped in purgatory. And these are the demons, who can stay with their souls for as long as they want.
Theo: Did you study art?
Eleanor "Nell" Vance: No, I studied purgatory, I was there once for eleven years.
Kelly: If I'm gonna do this payment plan thing, I need a show of good faith, you know, something concrete.
Matthew: Well, like what?
Kelly: A blow job.
Matthew: Nah, I told you. She's not gonna do that anymore.
Kelly: Who said anything about her?
I'll see you in the sequel, bitch!Murphey Bivens
Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me.Bob