Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we?
Gutsy: Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!
Like monsoon, it moves darkness over all country.Shaman of Maypore
You see. You are a doctor and a philosopher. Yes, I do have a good life now. Please, please. Sit here. I come from a very poor family, I think you should know this. My father left me when I was a child. The British Army; became my home. They took me as a cleaner, in the kitchens, cleaning pots. They used to beat me.Idi Amin
Colonel Sandurz: [in reference to not wanting to attack Yogurt's lair] But your ring! Don't you wear the schwartz too?
Dark Helmet: No, he got the upside. There are two sides to every schwartz. He got the upside, I got the downside.
News Reporter: President Benson, where's your first lady?
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the age of 15. I can't keep track.
I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom!Eli
If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!Valentine
I love this job!The Joker
Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
Strawberry Alice: You just kicked the shit out of an innocent man.
Little Bill Daggett: Innocent? Innocent of what?
It's surrounded by guards... video monitors... and little families from Iowa... and little kids on their eighth grade field trips.Riley Poole
Size doesn’t matter, performance does.Baymax