What the fuck am I doing?

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

Wendy: Kill em' for me Marv. Kill 'em good.
Marv: I won't let you down, Goldie.

Make no mistake, gentlemen. We are in the fight of our lives, against one of the greatest battalion commanders of the Vietnam War, I shit you not.

Commander Anderson

This is the best bad plan we have... by far, sir.

Jack O'Donnell

Safe? Hmph. Chancellor Palpatine managed to escape, General. Without Count Dooku, I have doubts about your ability to keep us safe.

Nute Gunray

I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what? Don't go near him, he's mine.


It's always "somebody tipped them." Never "the cops are smart."

Verna Jarrett

No tracks, no sign, no spoor... you'd think after eating all those sheep they'd have to take a dump someplace ...

Burt Gummer

When my first husband left me I was so angry I wanted to cut his brake cables... but instead we ended up having sex on the elliptical machine.

Maria Kelly

[whispering in the dark] Donna. Oh, I've missed you.

Richard Fenton

You know, our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things when they're consumed by stress and anxiety. Uh, I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half. For example.

Dr. Cohen

We're the law, bitch!


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