You're not a helicopter, mom. Quit hovering.

Mae

Take this... Wave it at anything that slithers.

Indiana

Only one is a wanderer; two together are always going somewhere.

Madeleine

Elle: Excuse me. [slaps David] Why didn't you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven't heard from you since.
David: I'm sorry?
Elle: Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known and just taking it away?
David: Both?
Elle: Well, forget it. I've spent too much time crying over you. [leaves]
Girl: [to David] So, when did you wanna go out?

Valentine McKee: We can't hold still long! These things are damn smart! They're getting smarter by the minute!
Burt Gummer: That's fine! [holds up a stick of dynamite] We got some new things to teach 'em!

Now... where was I?

Leonard Shelby

I will never leave my son.

Perseus

[faces Shredder] Come on!

Raphael

Mei-Lei: Can I do anything for you, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: Uh, just a drink. A martini, shaken, not stirred.

Qui-Gon told me to stay in this cockpit, and that's what I'm going to do!

Anakin

Wayne: So, Coach, how's your parole coming?
Coach Norton: Not good. The victim's whiny family keeps complaining
J.D.: God! What is their PROBLEM?

DUDE!

Michelangelo
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